Monday, November 27, 2006


  • I am dictator of the worst kind. Ivan should quiver in fear. Water instead of milk, milk instead of juice, and no candy. Oh and eat your dinner too.
  • Socks are cannibalistic.
  • You can never have enough brushes or hairbands.
  • The laundry is never finished, ever.
  • Dogs do not belong on the key board, the ironing board or the stove. Nor should they be shut up in the buffet.
  • Don't drink the dog's water. And don't let him share you glass either.
  • Put your sister down. PUT your sister down. PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN!
  • Get your arm in your seatbelt.
  • Cheesy noodles are a delicacy. Finish with marshmallows and you've got a gourmet meal.
  • Love is limitless. Patience is not. Bluelight special on gameboys in isle 3 ?
  • You leave your undergarmets on after you visit the bathroom.
  • Wash your whole hand, not just your fingers.
  • With soap.
  • We eat with utensils. You are not a dog. Don't lick your plate.
  • Don't place small plastic toys in containers. They're like rabbits.


erin said...

I think I might need to print this! I'm sure those reminders will come in handy in the next year or so...thanks for the insights from an expert mommy!

auntiek said...

And as I'm reading this wonderful thing, I'm thinking to myself - those were the best days of my life!