Reflections...

• I am dictator of the worst kind. Ivan should quiver in fear. Water instead of milk, milk instead of juice, and no candy. Oh and eat your dinner too.
• Socks are cannibalistic.
• You can never have enough brushes or hairbands.
• The laundry is never finished, ever.
  
• Dogs do not belong on the key board, the ironing board or the stove. Nor should they be shut up in the buffet.
• Don't drink the dog's water. And don't let him share you glass either.
• Put your sister down. PUT your sister down. PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN!
• Get your arm in your seatbelt.
• Cheesy noodles are a delicacy. Finish with marshmallows and you've got a gourmet meal.
• Love is limitless. Patience is not. Bluelight special on gameboys in isle 3 ?
• You leave your undergarmets on after you visit the bathroom.
• Wash your whole hand, not just your fingers.
• With soap.
• We eat with utensils. You are not a dog. Don't lick your plate.
• Don't place small plastic toys in containers. They're like rabbits.